❝ If you don’t want to die, think. ❞ 
If you don’t want to die, think. ❞ 

xylune:

hellyeskingdomhearts:

sunshien:

i don’t play kingdom hearts and i don’t care about context

but for me this is a gif of a chess piece trying to seduce a girl by sensually thrusting its crotch at her and a suave guy in the background wondering why his chess friend can’t just be chill around the ladies

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so this is what Kingdom Hearts looks like to outsiders

I have to reblog this too just because it makes me crack up.

reverseracists:

brokendildo:

need some1 2 👅 the 🐱

need some1 2 square the square

winternetweather:

I’ve liked like 9 of your selfies how do you not get this

ns-shizaya:

shslstupidhoe:

oh no i hit queue limit 

………………..

you are literally so mean to me why do i even bother w you wow

egberts:

astrolopy:

egberts:

do you think that mosquitos dare their friends to bite somebody with bugspray on

no, because mosquitos don’t have the mind to be able to communicate in such complex ways.

oh im sorry i didnt know u were the worlds top mosquito expert excuse me

swimmyinthepool:

まどっち

swimmyinthepool:

まどっち

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

haebunny:

Jacaranda :: They are native to Brazil, where they are deciduous; not because of cold winters, but because of the monsoonal wet and dry seasons. They briefly drop their leaves at the end of the dry season, then leaf up again when the rains come.  The most common flower colour for jacarandas is the lovely purple-blue.